Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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