his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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