: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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