well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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