why didn't you poke me back
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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