so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize