kristin has been a bad kristin
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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