okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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