forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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