Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
