It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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