you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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