super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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