aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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