so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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