Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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