her vagine was all disorganized.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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