dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Just pee around me
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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