Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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