drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
They took my balls.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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