what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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