What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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