i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Hippo gnu deer
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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