Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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