yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think I am morally bankrupt
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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