soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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