Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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