Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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