no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
ugly people sure do ruin things
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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