i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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