is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
she peed on how many people?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize