I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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