She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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