11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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