you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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