Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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