He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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