did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
i think im in europe. pls send help
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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