worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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