He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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