Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Randomize