Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
