just tell him i said nine months
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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