Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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