There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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