She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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