If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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