Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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