You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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