Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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