She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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