Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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