so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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