I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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