honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize
